Jacie (Birthday Forme) 🎉 @jacethechicken@chickenfan.club

#2 is a lie! I have used a hair spray and lighter "flamethrower" on two or three occasions, but never set myself on fire with it

#1 is true - I would bring a climbing harness and daisy chain to clip in and hang once I got high enough, but didn't use a rope or anything lol

#3 is also true - it's my collar bone (3 yrs old, somersaulted down a slide), my thumb (skiing crash, on 30 dollar weekday tickets that i was "getting my money's worth" out of), and my elbow (fell of my stilts)

fuck it, two truths and a lie

chris fleming speaks to me on such a molecular level

probably resulted in, like, a 90% reduction in rando pleromans in my mentions that require an entire block rec thread

my mastodon experience has been so, so much more peaceful since I turned on authorized fetch

also you won't catch me dead in a rwd car in the snow lmao, I'd rather walk

the most common cars to see buried in the snowbank off the highway are suv crossovers

in a big snowstorm, I'd much rather be a passenger in a light fwd car with someone who knows how to straighten it out, than a big SUV with someone who's just trusting their bulk and awd to keep em on the road

also its very fun to do, especially if you have a handbrake to initiate a slide on command

I maintain that people would be better drivers in the snow if they took the time to find a super empty parking lot and throw their car around a bit, practice recovering from a 30mph slide or so

fun fact: the common tooth faerie (Pixiossis dentales) is the smallest and least dangerous species in the genus known as the "bone faeries"

[wakes up in a stupor]
manic pyrrhic dream girl