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perhaps eugene's most devious crime is making landing page for mastodon instances have a url that goes /web/getting-started. i have been here for 4 years. i have been started

as a meat substitute, i like when the meat leaves me a lesson plan

god I love scihub. looking for a paper, but it would cost 15 dollars just to look at for a day? scihub has it :)

everything is power armor except power armor, which is a mech

my other favorite sorting algorithm is Miracle Sort: check if the list is sorted - and it already is! congrats, you've sorted n items in O(n) time

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my favorite sorting algorithm is Quantum Bogosort: randomize the list, then if it isn't sorted, destroy the entire universe. that way, the only extant parallel universes are the ones where the list is sorted

*Me, wearing a bulletproof vest, taking round after round to the torso but none make it through.*

Wow, I haven't gotten a single mortal chest wound in a while! I guess I don't need this now!

*I remove the vest and am immediately riddled with bullets, which never stopped being fired at any point during this situation*

(THIS POST HAS BEEN AN ALLEGORY FOR THE U.S. COVID RESPONSE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND ATTENTION)

my name is giovanni giorgio, but everybody calls me.... 

jacie

THATS RIGHT SNAKE. ALL WORKERS ARE ENTITLED TO THAT WHICH THEY MAKE.

character concept: person who was "raised by wolves" but actually just grew up in McScruffy's Wolf Orphanage

DM: how about you all go around and introduce your characters

Player 1: okay, this is my human bard,, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Player 2: ,,,,yall aren't gonna believe this, but,

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chickenfan.club

Jacie's personal mastodon instance; open only to cool friends.