Jacie "The" Chicken @jacethechicken@chickenfan.club

paw patrol are class traitors

gotta go throw em in the wash to get the Fraying, i guess thats a good excuse to do my laundry lmao

update to the "i forgot all my shorts" story: i cut an old pair of levis i dont wear anymore and made jorts lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km27ANQuMdI

just walked by a man who looked exactly like John Darnielle and did a full double take

coming out as an unabashed Lord Of The Rings books stan

the SM-58 is the only microphone you could club someone to death with and have it still work fine afterwards

latios and latias are trans, sorry i dont make the rules

there's a reason it's the industry-standard dynamic mic

shoutout to the Shure SM-58 for being both cheap, decent, and indestructible

ae fuck I didn't bring my short shorts to school cuz I forgot I wouldn't be going home for spring break, and now it's the first short shorts day of the year and I have to wear p*nts 😭

ugh I have to do laundryyyy

(and give all that land back to indigenous americans, to be clear)

anyways,, abolish the Bureau of Land Management