Jacie (Torchic Forme) 🐦 @jacethechicken@chickenfan.club

would you rather get open heart surgery from a rocket scientist or launch to low earth orbit in a rocket designed by a heart surgeon

this is gonna live in my head all day

both slipknot and the supreme court have 9 members,, but I think slipknot could do the supreme court's job much better than the supreme court could do slipknot's

i dont think this dinkum is fair at all

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i tell ya what would make you a big hit with the dudes, is: get some key lime pie, a la mode, im talkin ice cream on the side

figure out how much lunch meat you can spare, maybe bring over a pound and a half t'two pounds of black forest ham, maybe a dijon mustard spread

Ridged Chips

14.5x114 isn't that much bigger than .50 BMG all things considered, but it has like 12,000 more joules of muzzle energy. much beefier anti-material cartridge

fuck .50 cal, all my comrades hate .50 cal (this post brought to you by 14.5x114mm gang)

14.5×114mm Soviet KPV Heavy Machine Gun Kelly

@schratze also cool, but it always just sounds like purring when I do it

this one sucks

machine gun kellyanne conway

airsoft gun kelly

uvular fricative/approximant is a cool sound, fight me

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