sadly, scryfall does not have a tag for Twink. there is a "Bear (Body Type)" tag tho,,

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its-a me! the bitch whos gonna-a kill-a Chris Prat with a nailed baseball bat! yahoo!!

schrodinger: the cat is in a superposition of alive and dead
cat: mrow
schrodinger: fuck. shit,

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"you dont know if the cat is dead or alive until you open the box" what if they freakin Mrow, huh?? you'd hear that wouldntcha?!? didnt think about that one, eh shrewdinger

china banned crypto and elon musk's gf broke up with him,, everyone check in on the single most annoying guy you've met in your life

@soft there's actually some support to that iirc, there were studies with vibrations around cat purr frequencies helping with bone growth. but dont quote me on that I saw it ages ago

The Church Of The Holy Chicken declares itself in opposition to the heretical Worm Cult

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the early bird gets the worm πŸ¦πŸ“πŸ”βš”οΈπŸ›πŸ›

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this poster has taken the bird oath

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