Jacie, Local Bird God 🐦🐓 @jacethechicken@chickenfan.club

gonna donate to Scryfall for the express purpose of starting a Twink tag

sadly, scryfall does not have a tag for Twink. there is a "Bear (Body Type)" tag tho,,

5-Color Twink Tribal

its-a me! the bitch whos gonna-a kill-a Chris Prat with a nailed baseball bat! yahoo!!

im convinced Riverdale is a money laundering scheme

schrodinger: the cat is in a superposition of alive and dead
cat: mrow
schrodinger: fuck. shit,

"you dont know if the cat is dead or alive until you open the box" what if they freakin Mrow, huh?? you'd hear that wouldntcha?!? didnt think about that one, eh shrewdinger

china banned crypto and elon musk's gf broke up with him,, everyone check in on the single most annoying guy you've met in your life

@soft there's actually some support to that iirc, there were studies with vibrations around cat purr frequencies helping with bone growth. but dont quote me on that I saw it ages ago

I will not be taking questions,

The Church Of The Holy Chicken declares itself in opposition to the heretical Worm Cult

the early bird gets the worm 🐦🐓🐔⚔️🐛🐛

🐔⚔️🐔⚔️🐔⚔️🐔⚔️🐔⚔️🐔⚔️
this poster has taken the bird oath
⚔️🐔⚔️🐔⚔️bawk🐔⚔️🐔⚔️🐔

fuck this, [unbogos your binted]

Joth (Jean Woth (Worm Oath))

Woth (Worm Oath)