and why cant we all do what they did for The Man Who Sold The World, and remaster it with reasonable panning??

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why do so many older songs - Stairway To Heaven, for example - have really annoying hard panning? were they just not expecting consumers to ever listen on headphones?

i think as i get older i less want non-human angst stories of people desperately wishing they were human or for the humans to accept them, and more want incredibly indulgent stories about inhuman people knowing theyre hot shit and doing whatever they want

Feminist women love Lenin
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Karl Kautsky, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"

me: [paving a road with good intentions]
you: where's that road gonna lead?
me: heh. buddy, youre never gonna believe this,

why do clockmakers call it the second hand,, its clearly the third one

we'll keep saying anticommunism is just fascism until you get it through your thick skulls

thesis: un-she/they my fucking sword

antithesis: yodel-they/he-hoo

synthesis: they/them causing may/hem

:bing:​ sun tzu the art of voting
:bing: sun tzu the art of protest
:bing: sun tzu the art of compromise

come unhinged,
get revenge;
I don't wanna die in here,
I don't wanna die in here!

I'm gonna get myself in fighting trim,
scope out every angle of unfair advantage;
I'm gonna bribe the officials,
I'm gonna kill all the judges;
it's gonna take you people years
to recover from all of the damage!

all i'm saying is that i think the supreme court would change their tune if we remind them that they are subject to what i refer to as The Veto of the Bullet

the problem with this country is that we have forgotten that politicians respond best to Terrorism

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