Jacie "The" Chicken 🌹🏳️‍🌈🐓 @jacethechicken@chickenfan.club

@tarzanboy it's. odd. Idk how I feel about co-opting a YouTube community -- tropes and all -- for an advertisement

it gave me ASMR, so 🤷

just got a beer ad recorded with two microphones in binaural audio -- true ASMR form. Including a pretty lady tapping her fingers on the bottle.

I'm,, confused?

every time a celebrity cameos in something, I always hope someone is gonna do the John Mulaney "is that,, Dean Cain? That's pretty cool" bit.

maybe she's born with it; maybe it's Maybelline

https://i.imgur.com/d9dL1OC.gifv

iPhone XR (Extended Release)

hey guys, hit that fave button if you think being haunted is,, kinda hott

@themorgangoats mood

list of things it's hard to not say in an American Southern Accent:

-Bona fide
-Bless your heart
-Oh, honey,
-I do declare
-Waffle House
-That boy ain't right

"indubitably" is the most posh, least necessary word in existence. just say "undoubtedly," or "absolutely," or "for sure."

It is also tied with "mahogany" for the word that is hardest to not say in a Posh Southern English Accent.

I like the new avi Morgan

I fuckin love me some Wurlitzer keyboard

"dic unit" is a great insult btw

me, to my boss when I'm done working there: