imagine holding, in your hands, the opportunity to do The Single Funniest Thing Of All Time

@jacethechicken I don't know why everyone's making a big deal, it went the other way without incident in August

@jacethechicken the funniest thing would be to go all the way through the canal and the back up and get suck at the last possible moment

@jacethechicken you know what they say- if at first you don’t succeed, do it again for the lulz

@jacethechicken "And that my boy, is how I brought the global supply chain to a standstill with one fell swoop of my arm"

@jacethechicken Surely I can't be the only one who noticed the reference that is calling it Ever Given instead of Evergreen, right?

...Nobody else has seen the Monument Mythos...?


@cirno @jacethechicken the company is called evergreen. they have several ships, one of them is the ever given

@jacethechicken some men wait for history to happen, others grab the helm of history and say fuck it let's be legends

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