imagine holding, in your hands, the opportunity to do The Single Funniest Thing Of All Time
@jacethechicken I don't know why everyone's making a big deal, it went the other way without incident in August
@jacethechicken the funniest thing would be to go all the way through the canal and the back up and get suck at the last possible moment
@jacethechicken "And that my boy, is how I brought the global supply chain to a standstill with one fell swoop of my arm"
@jacethechicken Surely I can't be the only one who noticed the reference that is calling it Ever Given instead of Evergreen, right?
...Nobody else has seen the Monument Mythos...?
@jacethechicken some men wait for history to happen, others grab the helm of history and say fuck it let's be legends
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