ok thats all i got
wait no theres also
tag yourself, im the no fear duckling
@jacethechicken that should be an album cover
@jacethechicken are these all from the same book?
@soft lol no, that would be amazing tho
@jacethechicken gosh, that would be the best book 😭💕
@soft @jacethechicken Big Book of Silly Diagrams
@jacethechicken i'm the crab and the finger is capitalism
@jacethechicken I am sand
@jacethechicken i'm full of sand
@jacethechicken I'm "is the soil full of sand?"
@jacethechicken post the REST OF IT
@douglasfur it's funnier out of context!
@jacethechicken i like the bit where the crab gets uppies
@douglasfur @jacethechicken just where it is ticklish? 🦀 : 💣 💥
@binchicken gotta use zero width spaces
@jacethechicken i forgot to put the spaces in, yes
@jacethechicken this one worked a little better
@jacethechicken i hate flowcharts about SAND. They're course, and rough, and they get everywhere
@firstname.lastname@example.org average soil classification chart tbh"Is it mostly clay? Then it is clay"
@LaComtesseRouge @jacethechicken is there some collection of unhelpful illustrations
@email@example.com @InternetEh@dads.cool lol you haven't seen unhelpful until youve seen a geotechnical textbook try to show you the difference between silty clay and clayey silt using only gray-scale pictures
@firstname.lastname@example.org @InternetEh@dads.cool when in reality the only way to tell (other than lab testing) is by touching it or - horrifyingly - eating a bit of it
@LaComtesseRouge @jacethechicken a person can eat a little bit of silty clay, as a treat, to identify it
@InternetEh @LaComtesseRouge @jacethechicken munching down the sweet sweet dirt for science
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