@jacethechicken it almost happened to the USSR but he was found by a homeless guy
@jacethechicken Honestly still not as funny as the fact that the last postmaster general of the UK tried to do some major hustling while on duty, faked his own death when it all went to shit (while not technically resigning as MP) and years later it was found out that he was also a Czech spy the whole time
@jacethechicken hold on what