frodo: [puts on the ring]
sauron: [excited dark lord noises]
@jacethechicken Sauron: "Oh gosh oh gosh he's wearing it aaaaaa he's wearing the ring i had made! omgomgomg do you think he can see me? do I look hot enough? oh my god what if he thinks I look hideous oh god aaaa"
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