who has the "but doctor... I *am* ozymandis, king of kings!" post on hand


Man goes to doctor. says he's depressed. says two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert, and nothing beside remains. doctor says, "treatment is simple. Ozymandias, King of Kings is in town. go Look upon his Works, ye Mighty, and despair." man bursts into tears and says, "but doctor... I *am* Ozymandias, King of Kings!"

(somethin like that -- it's not my post, but I can't find it)

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@syntacticsugarglider sorta, but it was formatted differently and was on masto. idk it's not like anyone owns a joke, so 🤷‍♀️

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