food, fucking hysterical 

@jacethechicken I held on until the margarine fog horn.

food, fucking hysterical 

@ari @jacethechicken "Margarine Fog Horn" is my new nickname

food, fucking hysterical 

@breakfastgolem @ari Mustard Inhaler, meanwhile, is my new band name

food, fucking hysterical, caps 

@jacethechicken 📣 📢 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER 📢 📣

food, fucking hysterical 

@jacethechicken The margarine took this from a 6/10 to a SOLID 9/10 holy fuck

food, fucking hysterical 

@witchfynder_finder yeah that's the one that sent me

food, fucking hysterical 

@jacethechicken I... kinda want the sprite one.

food, fucking hysterical 

@jacethechicken I just gagged a little

food, fucking hysterical 

@jacethechicken the sprite one is dynamite, whomst among us has not wanted a citrusy way to freshen our breath and/or armpits

food, fucking hysterical 

@jacethechicken me clicking thru these: eh these arent that funny, i mean really, its just -

*gets to the butter air horn* lmfaooooooooooo

food, fucking hysterical 

@jacethechicken the mustard inhaler is the literal definition of breathing mustard gas in...

... d'oh.

food, fucking hysterical 

@jacethechicken Cursed, cursed, a thousand times cursed

food, fucking hysterical 

@jacethechicken mustard inhaler triggered fight or flight

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