homophobia, birds, lewdish, funny 

expectation for running a zoo social media: look at our cute lion cubs!!!

reality: the male birds are fucking, Lorie. by choice.

homophobia, birds, lewdish, funny 

@jacethechicken just copying and pasting "we do not assign sexuality to our animals" all day because the zoo won't let you say "the boy birds want to fuck each other and we let them because why fucking not, let the birds live, christ"

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homophobia, birds, lewdish, funny 

@Pixley we don't assign sexuality to animals -- they could be bi! but they're definitely fucking the other boy birds.

homophobia, birds, lewdish, funny 

@jacethechicken Lorie is definitely printing out these tweets and carefully pasting them into her Signs of the Apocalypse scrapbook

homophobia, birds, lewdish, funny 

@Pixley hey now, don't associate me with Lorie just cuz I have an Apocalypse Scrapbook !!

homophobia, birds, lewdish, funny 

@jacethechicken @Pixley Apocalypse Scrapbook is the name of my new folk punk band

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