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homophobia, birds, lewdish, funny 

expectation for running a zoo social media: look at our cute lion cubs!!!

reality: the male birds are fucking, Lorie. by choice.

homophobia, birds, lewdish, funny 

@jacethechicken chuds who think that zoologists describing observable phenomenon are shameful SJWs neatly sums up the reactionary mindset.

homophobia, birds, lewdish, funny 

@lawremipsum the particular "being gay isn't seen in nature" always makes me chuckle. cuz like. It's clear you just felt like that should be true, and so decided it must be. Cuz if you actually, like, checked, you'd see it's very wrong.

homophobia, birds, lewdish, funny 

@jacethechicken just copying and pasting "we do not assign sexuality to our animals" all day because the zoo won't let you say "the boy birds want to fuck each other and we let them because why fucking not, let the birds live, christ"

homophobia, birds, lewdish, funny 

@Pixley we don't assign sexuality to animals -- they could be bi! but they're definitely fucking the other boy birds.

homophobia, birds, lewdish, funny 

@jacethechicken Lorie is definitely printing out these tweets and carefully pasting them into her Signs of the Apocalypse scrapbook

homophobia, birds, lewdish, funny 

@Pixley hey now, don't associate me with Lorie just cuz I have an Apocalypse Scrapbook !!

homophobia, birds, lewdish, funny 

@jacethechicken @Pixley Apocalypse Scrapbook is the name of my new folk punk band

homophobia, birds, lewdish, funny 

@jacethechicken

Sorry Lorie.

Animals got this gay shit figured out a long time ago.

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@jacethechicken @kyzh When I visited Oslo for the first time there was a killer exhibition in the Natural History museum about non-heterosexual behaviour in non-human species.

It was amazing, and it covered all kinds of species. It lasted for a good while so I bet lots of people visited it 🌈

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@jacethechicken i love this so much. trey and apollo are my new hollywood power couple

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