trickster faerie (xe/xer): hello, may I have your pronouns?

me (they/them): sure! they/them.

faerie (xe/xer/they/them): thanks, foolish human c:

me ( / ): wait what

@jacethechicken thinking about making this entire post my gender identity, thanks.

@jacethechicken this is why "fuck off you little shit" is the correct answer to most of them

@jacethechicken ...and this is how you became root? Weirdest privilege-escalation scenario ever!

(Awesome vignette, by-the-by!)

@Aleums yeah nah this one's not me, it's genius tho. I don't believe in Ownership of a Joke, but if it's possible to own a joke I don't own this one lol

@jacethechicken you've posted a lot of good jokes and now I don't know which ones were original

@Aleums most are!! anything I've ever pinned was original, all my Big Hits are. but when I read a really good joak I'm always happy to share it -- jokes are just meant to make people laugh, not earn clout or anything lol

@cuttlefish @Aleums that post has ruined/improved Ra Ra Rasputin for me forever. definitely one of my best. I workshopped that bit for several much less successful posts lol

@jacethechicken Reminds me of the time a fae traded something with the bard in my campaign for a song. I asked what song, they said "Mr Brightsides." They made the performance check, got a good result, if I recall, and went on their way, pleased with their deal.

It wasn't until later on that they realised they had lost the ability to play that song entirely. It wasn't until several IRL months later that they stumbled across the person who'd eventually acquired it from the trader. :D

@jacethechicken this is why you shouldn't tell anyone your True Pronouns

@jacethechicken From Pronouns To Nonouns - The Jacie "The" Chicken Story

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