me on tinder:
[looking at any cis guy] eyeeeeehh, he's in good shape but looks like a tool, I can do better
[looking at any cis girl] ooh she's pretty,, maybe? [checks bio] oh no she's a frat girl nvm
[looking at any trans or enby person] oh hell yeah liege, insta-swipe right
I feel like every cis guy swipes right on me, but I almost never match them; I like some cis girls, but they never do; and I basically always match with trans and enby people, cuz I guess all queer people swipe each other out of solidarity
@jacethechicken That is hilarious. I grew up in the pre-tinder era, so not quite used to it!
I used to swipe right indescriminately and get 0 matches
@jacethechicken you find anyone who looks promising yet?
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