Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex
what's your Sex MMR?
tired: I'm a virgin
wired: I'm trapped in Sex Elo Hell
I used to be really into Competitive Sex, but now I just mostly have Casual Elder Dragon Sex
NFL (National Fukkin' League)
@jacethechicken hardstuck plat on my bottom account but I'm a masters top
And sex with bot is math debating
@jacethechicken Isn't that PornHub?
@jacethechicken sounds like what the cishets do tbh
my kdr is 69 or whatever,
@jacethechicken I have a 1 rep max of around 90 minutes.
Also, there's casual, competitive, and Dark souls sex (you wander the hood at night carrying a torch and fuck raw)
@jacethechicken count me in
@jacethechicken i do not envy the commentators
An online international ranking system where every time you have sex with someone they can write a review and/or rank you on certain aspects.
We can finally know who is the top shagger
@jacethechicken is it a team based performance like doubles figure skating, or is it one on one like wrestling
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