the terms "landlord" and "landlady" enforce the gender binary. to be more inclusive, you should use gender-neutral terms instead. like "leech," or "parasitic scum." or "human dartboard"
similarly, "policeman" and "policewoman" are unnecessarily gendered -- just say "pig," or "willing tool of the fascist police state"
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@ben @jacethechicken pigs are beautiful, intelligent, social, and perfectly innocent souls
(who would eat your dead corpse, with bones and all, but let's not get caught up in details here)
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@meena @ben @jacethechicken that's just recycling! Pigs are eco friendly too!
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@meena @ben @jacethechicken Well that's fair, we do the same to them
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@meena @ben @jacethechicken so would your cat, or so I hear.
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@micrackbiron @ben @jacethechicken not the bones tho
unless you're cat is a siberian tiger or a lion
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@meena @ben @jacethechicken Mine isn't! 🤣
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@meena @jacethechicken I mean that's kinda metal
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that is actually fuckin' brutal. how do cats not have more owners amongst metal fans, they're metal AF. they eat you when you fuckin' die
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@solder_on @ben @jacethechicken one of the ladies in my co-working who is very metal and goth has three cats (and two giant snails)
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@jacethechicken I am highly offended by this portrayal of pigs and the implication that pigs would ever willingly be cops