the terms "landlord" and "landlady" enforce the gender binary. to be more inclusive, you should use gender-neutral terms instead. like "leech," or "parasitic scum." or "human dartboard"

similarly, "policeman" and "policewoman" are unnecessarily gendered -- just say "pig," or "willing tool of the fascist police state"

@jacethechicken I am highly offended by this portrayal of pigs and the implication that pigs would ever willingly be cops

@ben @jacethechicken pigs are beautiful, intelligent, social, and perfectly innocent souls

(who would eat your dead corpse, with bones and all, but let's not get caught up in details here)

@micrackbiron @ben @jacethechicken not the bones tho

unless you're cat is a siberian tiger or a lion

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@ben @meena @jacethechicken

that is actually fuckin' brutal. how do cats not have more owners amongst metal fans, they're metal AF. they eat you when you fuckin' die

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@solder_on @ben @jacethechicken one of the ladies in my co-working who is very metal and goth has three cats (and two giant snails)

@jacethechicken hey! Leeches are useful and important parts of their ecosystems and can also be used in medicine


*autistically missing the joke voice* I’m fond of “landliege”

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