@jacethechicken This but unironically. And they're way more vital for your health and safety and society as a whole than going and killing brown people for their oil.

@lousycanuck oh I wasn't being ironic either, it's just the format is making fun of pro-cop Facebook "memes"

@amiloradovsky
Probably random car accidents. Or getting infections from trash. Hanging on the outside of a moving truck isn't very safe.
@jacethechicken

@popefucker @jacethechicken @deathmlem But that sounds like just any other manual labor/job. While it's commonly believed that the bullets and shrapnel are more dangerous.
Does that mean that policemen or soldier is among the safest jobs out there?

@amiloradovsky
No, obviously.
You can just look up the statistics if you're interested.
@jacethechicken @deathmlem

@amiloradovsky @jacethechicken exposure to dangerous materials (biohazards, sharps etc), exposure to disease and large object accidents (vehicle collisions, falling items, etc). there's a lot of research/reading on how dangerous it is and it's one of the most important jobs to ensure civilian health. bless these bros tbh

@jacethechicken

also trash people perform a vital public service which is important to our society's public health

cops just oppress people

@jacethechicken

Turns out if you carry a gun and wear a ballistic vest at all times, you're less likey to die than a fucking pizza delivery person, let alone a profession that works with heavy machinery and hazardous materials.

Cops are fucking cowards with a victim complex.

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