me: [at the podium at Soulja Boy's funeral]
I'd like to read you something that Soulja wrote, and that really affected me personally.
[clears throat, sniffling slightly]
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts,
I'm so fresh. . . you can suck my nuts.
audience: [through tears] Swag.
gonna boost this post at least once a week for all time until y'all give it the respect it deserves !!
when Soulja Boy actually dies this is gonna seem really tasteless but you know I'll go dig it up and boost it anyways
@jacethechicken im SO mad that this one got slept on because i think of it every single fucking day
@citrustwee this is high praise,, thank you
@jacethechicken high praise for an incredibly high tier post
The Superman
Instead of dust to dust, homie nuts on the coffin and throws a sheet over it.
@jacethechicken he's in heaven now, where he can just superman that ho forever in peace amen
@jacethechicken Soulja Boy's Life's Work Will Be Defined By "Yahhh (ft. Arab)", Not Any Other Song
@jacethechicken Free famiclones for complainants should cancel it out. 
@jacethechicken Swag in the style of Amen
@jacethechicken hall of fame post
celebrity death
@jacethechicken boosting this, then unboosting it while I check if soulja boy has or has not indeed passed away, then boosting it again when I confirm he is still in fact alive
celebrity death
@wenom when/if soulja boy dies, I *will* be boosting this again
@jacethechicken update this post still belongs in a museum
@jacethechicken I think about this post constantly
@riles not to brag but i think its one of the funniest things i've ever put to word
y'all better not sleep on this one