me: [at the podium at Soulja Boy's funeral]
I'd like to read you something that Soulja wrote, and that really affected me personally.
[clears throat, sniffling slightly]
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts,
I'm so fresh. . . you can suck my nuts.
audience: [through tears] Swag.
@jacethechicken tellem
@jacethechicken lmfao
@jacethechicken im SO mad that this one got slept on because i think of it every single fucking day
@citrustwee this is high praise,, thank you
@jacethechicken high praise for an incredibly high tier post
The Superman
Instead of dust to dust, homie nuts on the coffin and throws a sheet over it.
@jacethechicken he's in heaven now, where he can just superman that ho forever in peace amen
@jacethechicken Soulja Boy's Life's Work Will Be Defined By "Yahhh (ft. Arab)", Not Any Other Song
@jacethechicken G O D
@jacethechicken Free famiclones for complainants should cancel it out.
@jacethechicken Swag in the style of Amen
@jacethechicken no!!!
@enbyss all my pins are so good! but I just added a new one and it's getting cluttered, and this is the oldest ;-; idk
@jacethechicken u must keep it......
@enbyss you make a good argument
@jacethechicken hall of fame post
@posadistprincess it's an honor
celebrity death
@jacethechicken boosting this, then unboosting it while I check if soulja boy has or has not indeed passed away, then boosting it again when I confirm he is still in fact alive
celebrity death
@wenom when/if soulja boy dies, I *will* be boosting this again
@jacethechicken update this post still belongs in a museum
y'all better not sleep on this one