me: [at the podium at Soulja Boy's funeral]
I'd like to read you something that Soulja wrote, and that really affected me personally.
[clears throat, sniffling slightly]
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts,
I'm so fresh. . . you can suck my nuts.
audience: [through tears] Swag.
Instead of dust to dust, homie nuts on the coffin and throws a sheet over it.
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