me: [at the podium at Soulja Boy's funeral]
I'd like to read you something that Soulja wrote, and that really affected me personally.
[clears throat, sniffling slightly]
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts,
I'm so fresh. . . you can suck my nuts.

audience: [through tears] Swag.

gonna boost this post at least once a week for all time until y'all give it the respect it deserves !!

@jacethechicken im SO mad that this one got slept on because i think of it every single fucking day

The Superman 

@jacethechicken he's in heaven now, where he can just superman that ho forever in peace amen

@jacethechicken Soulja Boy's Life's Work Will Be Defined By "Yahhh (ft. Arab)", Not Any Other Song

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