👏Don't👏Call👏It👏A👏Traditional👏Marriage👏Unless👏It👏Secures👏An👏Alliance👏Between👏Rival👏Fiefdoms
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goddamn this is now far and away my best toot, wow. I never thought I'd surpass "Sweet Dreams are Made of Bees" or "Bigfoot Cucked Neil DeGrasse Tyson"
@jacethechicken sweet dreams are made of bees.
@killeveryhetero @jacethechicken who am I to diss a bee
@jwhamilton_ @killeveryhetero @jacethechicken Travel the world with my seven bees
Everybody's lookin' for honey
@jacethechicken holy shit I don't know how I missed it til now, it's a great one
@jacethechicken This toot secured an alliance with a rival feifdom >:)