She has huuuuge tracts of land
it does in my case
@jacethechicken We need more of these. And feuds. More feuds. Over chicken.
@jacethechicken This toot secured an alliance with a rival feifdom >:)
@jacethechicken sweet dreams are made of bees.
@jacethechicken holy shit I don't know how I missed it til now, it's a great one
@jacethechicken YES JACE
@jacethechicken I will unboost and reboost every time I see this untill my computer breaks this is my solemn vow.
@jacethechicken hahaha yes!
This reminds me of a fun fact about marriages that secured alliances, partially in Europe I think.
Since a marriage is only official once consummated, people used to watch it happen.
There was also a problem when children where married off for alliances, to "consummate" their marriage they would sit in bed and hold hands for around half an hour or so
source, em the no such thing as a fish podcast I think, details bit hazy.
@Frinkeldoodle yeah, but I posted it in October! It hadn't gotten any boosts for like a month, and then overnight someone found it and it started getting boosted a bunch again
I write the link to the post on bathroom stall walls.
@jacethechicken What is this redefinition of marriage nonsense? Unless the Flamen Dialis watches you eat Spelt cake, you're living in sin.
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