fscking love this toot goddamn, I keep boosting it cuz it always makes me cackle

I love this toot like my firstborn daughter, but I think it's time to let it go and un-pin it

be free, my child ;_;

@jacethechicken

they put some solvents into his wine...
ra ra rasputin!
chloroform and toluene..
he drank it all and said "I feel fine" πŸ˜†

(ok first one is a gas, but I'm an electronics engineer not a chemist 😸 )

NB: don't drink things like that, they *will* make you quite unwell...

@jacethechicken The "first born" part makes it sound like maybe the other kids aren't quite so special. Sure, they're OK, but not quite up to toot or first-born level. I foresee lots of money spent on therapy.

@jacethechicken hell yeah boosting this on the chickenfan dot club instance!

@jacethechicken what chemical is that, and will the FBI raid me if I google it?

@jacethechicken "Tetrafluoroethylene (TFE) is a fluoromonomer with chemical formula C2F4. It belongs to the family of fluorocarbons and is the simplest perfluorinated alkene. This gaseous species is used primarily in the industrial preparation of polymers."

cool.

@jacethechicken the jingle actually freaking helps pronounce that. Incredible

@blackcorvo idk how you even found this toot, it's not pinned on my profile anymore, but ty for reminding me of its existence

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