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stop saying "my kid could paint that," and start saying "my kid *will* paint that!" the time is now to introduce your child to the lucrative world of art forgery

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D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

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me: [at the podium at Soulja Boy's funeral]
I'd like to read you something that Soulja wrote, and that really affected me personally.
[clears throat, sniffling slightly]
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts,
I'm so fresh. . . you can suck my nuts.

audience: [through tears] Swag.

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assuming it is upheld by the scotus (which it probably will!), this would mean that like. the IRS has to bring you to full court if you don't pay taxes, lmao

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fifth circuit court just basically held that the SEC (and by extension all admin agencies) can't enforce its own rules, and has to hold a full court hearing for everything. also established that congress has to specify every single thing that they are allowed to do, up to the court's arbitrary standard of what rules are "intelligible."

no agency can function like that, getting congressional approval for every rule and going to court for every violation. this would kill the administrative state

it's cool to know that, if push comes to shove, fetterman could absolutely suplex ted cruz

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i pay very little attention to this shit, but. shoutout to fetterman winning the primary in PA, i love to see lab-grown milquetoast democrats lose. also he's 6'9" and goes everywhere in a hoodie and shorts, which i fuck with severely

i always find it funny when pundits on twitter say "ive seen enough" about pending elections,, im like, hell yeah vrother, i also have seen enough of elections

me when i finally crawl out of my hole and show up at a party

Everyone take a moment to welcome @ALBANGO to the fediverse #ALBANGO

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