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stop saying "my kid could paint that," and start saying "my kid *will* paint that!" the time is now to introduce your child to the lucrative world of art forgery

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D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

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me: [at the podium at Soulja Boy's funeral]
I'd like to read you something that Soulja wrote, and that really affected me personally.
[clears throat, sniffling slightly]
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts,
I'm so fresh. . . you can suck my nuts.

audience: [through tears] Swag.

[inspirational poster]

if the cards are always stacked against you, play POT OF GREED, ALLOWING YOU TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS FROM YOUR DECK


[pov: youre being approached by seven zigzagoons in an alleyway, all menacingly snapping in sync like west side story]

if eminem was rapping about lin manuel miranda he'd be like i'm going so ham they call me alexander hamilton i'm going so hard like i'm lin manuel miramilton

ASMR Femboy Fieri's Bussy Takes you to Flavortown

I will happily ruin eveyones timeline boosting all my birthday wishes, and you will never stop me

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