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pronouns update!

-ey/em/eirs: very cool!
-xe/xem/xirs: also cool!
-fae/faer/faers: especially if I'm doing something chaotic
-other neopronouns: yeah! mix it up
-they/them/theirs: the coward's choice, but acceptable
-she/her/hers: has Flirtatious Implications, only if you know me

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D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

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me: [at the podium at Soulja Boy's funeral]
I'd like to read you something that Soulja wrote, and that really affected me personally.
[clears throat, sniffling slightly]
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts,
I'm so fresh. . . you can suck my nuts.

audience: [through tears] Swag.

mpreg ABBA be like: 

mama mia!
he preggo again

I wanna make art that can't be re-experienced the same way. I wanna make something that unfolds and unfolds live in front of you; and then once it's complete, to start over from the beginning would be a completely different experienced. not ruined, and still meaningful, but not the same. I wanna make something that you Had To Be There for, something that makes you an active component in its very creation. Something that happens in time as well as space.

uspol shitpost 

it's a cool zone
and they say it gets colder
pandemic evictions make
protests get bolder

mh~- drugs 

wish I had sedatives to fall asleep with and make brain shut up

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I've been up til 5am having an existential crisis every night for the past few days. things are getting worse in jacie land.

sometimes I remember that all my time in high school got stolen by Dota 2 and get really mad

you think I'm joking but I really do wanna move into a polycule apartment to save on rent and get more cuddles

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gonna start a huge polycule just so we can split rent better and not need as many rooms

gun shitpost 

pshh, you use an AR, a gun that fires puny .223? and you think your are tough?? pathetic. you are like baby to me. watch this.

[pulls out my 20x102mm anti-material rifle, fires it without a bipod, completely and violently dislocates my shoulder]

fosstodon got mad at me in my dms for saying this one 

I advocate killing white supremacists.

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