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No sir; I do not clap my ass at you, sir, but I do clap my ass.

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D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

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me: [at the podium at Soulja Boy's funeral]
I'd like to read you something that Soulja wrote, and that really affected me personally.
[clears throat, sniffling slightly]
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts,
I'm so fresh. . . you can suck my nuts.

audience: [through tears] Swag.

uspol adj, lewd mention 

cognitohazard 

Adam Driver looks like someone tried to draw Keanu Reeves from memory

roses are red,
violets are blue;
Thatcher is dead,
soon Kissinger too!

roses are red,
violets are blue;
Thatcher is dead,
soon Kissinger too!

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poll: how would you write the abbreviation of "casual" to one syllable (which is fairly commonly spoken, at least by me)?

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