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D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

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me: [at the podium at Soulja Boy's funeral]
I'd like to read you something that Soulja wrote, and that really affected me personally.
[clears throat, sniffling slightly]
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts,
I'm so fresh. . . you can suck my nuts.

audience: [through tears] Swag.

made a little lofi track in 19-Tone Equal Temperment! I named it "Ghost," because my copy of FL is haunted and it did not want me to make this.

soundcloud.com/jace-fairis/gho

listen with headphones! that Little Spiral bass synth will *not* sound good through your phone speaker

[I slap the seat behind me on my zebra print Kawasaki Ninja] let's ride, mffer

Boomers trying not to ask “are you a bull frog?” after meeting someone named Jeremiah.

@a_lizard I console my friend lizer because they have no bug

uspol, call to action, not negative 

don't make me tap the "mutual aid and direct action" sign

I somehow managed to make a song that sounds Cursed while also being in a major key mostly

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see how many phrases there are in here that are impossible in 12-tone! especially look out for the mentioned ii-V-I cadence that has a constant interval in the middle voice. don't get distracted by the constant quadruplets, it's in 4/4 not 5/4

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made a little lofi track in 19-Tone Equal Temperment! I named it "Ghost," because my copy of FL is haunted and it did not want me to make this.

soundcloud.com/jace-fairis/gho

listen with headphones! that Little Spiral bass synth will *not* sound good through your phone speaker

My roommate Selonline just said something at once both profoundly artistic and disarmingly funny. I barked.

I hate when my work takes me away from my favorite games. We have some real characters at my job! My job is to be a good boy and I am very good at it. Wait until you hear about my one coworker. He's zany!

Hello everyone, it's me, Hypertext, your dog boy who is also your friend! I love to play Animal's Crossing. If you have a switch code, that's cool but I'm a bottom. Haha, just some funny dog boy humor for you all! Thank you for having me!

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