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No sir; I do not clap my ass at you, sir, but I do clap my ass.

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D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

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me: [at the podium at Soulja Boy's funeral]
I'd like to read you something that Soulja wrote, and that really affected me personally.
[clears throat, sniffling slightly]
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts,
I'm so fresh. . . you can suck my nuts.

audience: [through tears] Swag.

disappointed to learn that Owl City is not a city inhabited by sapient owls.

what would Owl Society be like? how would they distribute resources? what innovations would they have?

Remember when Ryan Reynolds was married to Alanis Morrisette

*sighs, covering her downcast face with one wise, weary hand* i'm horny...

"Revolution is not a one-time event. It is becoming always vigilant for
the smallest opportunity to make a genuine change in established,
outgrown responses" -- Audre Lorde

jesus christ this post just rung my doorbell and punched me in the face when i answered

Hobo Johnson 

incel ment, Hobo Johnson 

what happened to the Noisettes? they put out two banger albums then vanished

*elrond voice* I was there gandalf. ten thousand years ago when bofa fell and self agency stood over the fires of mount doom and took the clout for himself.

the water is using literally any other website at any point

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