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D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

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me: [at the podium at Soulja Boy's funeral]
I'd like to read you something that Soulja wrote, and that really affected me personally.
[clears throat, sniffling slightly]
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts,
I'm so fresh. . . you can suck my nuts.

audience: [through tears] Swag.

it's crazy to me how a tiny spelling change can make a word much funnier. for example, "nutsacke" is clearly funnier than "nutsack"

iill boost my own shit i dont care i thinks its good and i want people to seeee it

mtg 

mtg 

Teacher: "Deb..Deborah?"
My child: "that's not my name.."
Teacher: "Oh, what is it?"
My child: *mumbles*
Teacher: "what was that?"
My child: "Debian..my name is Debian.."

@Dayglochainsaw you could say im something of a troll. a cheeky free spirit

me, 23: idiot, small-minded, contemptible
me, 23, thinking about me, 24: has read all the books i tell people i have, rippling muscles, kind and warm
me, 24: idiot, medium-minded, contemptible

I'm not saying I'm The Gangster of Love,, but some people do call me that.. have you ever seen me and The Gangster of Love in the same room together?

the mountain goats, bad and cursed 

PSA (domain block):

Within around a minute I was followed by 500+ bots from @weedis.life and then within another minute was unfollowed by all of them. Essentially a denial-of-service attack. Haven't seen or heard of that before.

if you boost then fave I'm suspicious of your intentions

asking for money, boosts appreciated 

my dearest emma,

i hope that this letter finds you well. it has been one year, three months, and five days since i last saw your beautiful face, watched your hair flow in the evening breeze. do your eyes still shine as ever? do your hydrostats still glisten like the morning dew, slick and heavy with aqueous secretions?

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