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pronouns update!

-ey/em/eirs: very cool!
-xe/xem/xirs: also cool!
-fae/faer/faers: especially if I'm doing something chaotic
-other neopronouns: yeah! mix it up
-they/them/theirs: the coward's choice, but acceptable
-she/her/hers: has Flirtatious Implications, only if you know me

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D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

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me: [at the podium at Soulja Boy's funeral]
I'd like to read you something that Soulja wrote, and that really affected me personally.
[clears throat, sniffling slightly]
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts,
I'm so fresh. . . you can suck my nuts.

audience: [through tears] Swag.

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jacie's steps to Deleriously Dissociate, for fun, with materials you can get at walgreens

1) do ~4 -5 shots
2) take ~100mg of generic brand Diphenhydramine
3) dont sleep
4) no sleeping
5) for real dont go to sleep, u gotta stay up I know its hard
6) ok there we go now ur dissociating nice
7) have fun feeling like your body only vaguely listens to the commands you give it and all your senses are half a second behind
8) ok sleep now

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sometmies you just wannna make yourself Feel Like Youre Fading Into The Background

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alc, minor drugs 

alcohol and benadril is suh a pwerful way to make yurself Dizzy, Delirious, And Sleepy. if thts what you wnat.

i do want fwiw.

[bill nye voice]

🎵 Jacie the Gay Enby 🎵
(jaaaaaciiiie the gay enby)

The wolf shakes. The wolf moans. The wolf wails with trust because it knows the sorrow that it will never have.

id' be more surprised if the clown posse were perfectly rational, tbh

Neutral Milk Hotel really is one of the bands of all time,,

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