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tfw you're having a hard day & an anonymous angel has your back via the restroom mirror

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There are approximately 16 billion wolves living inside humanity's collective soul.

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@MrJimmy @Bronco calling off wolf repopulation efforts, seems they've been too successful

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if i was john wick, i would have simply gone to therapy instead of killing all those people

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elon musk's favorite movie is baby geniuses 2: superbabies, he makes grimes put it on every friday night

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if any screen is showing a video of how a sword gets forged, every white man in the vicinity will stop whatever they're doing at that moment and watch it to completion. πŸ€”πŸ”₯βš”οΈ

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@jackdaw_ruiz i put it to you, mister ruiz, that also several lesbians will watch it on grounds swords are cool!

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@bryceyoungquist

while i don't think it's applicable here, but i'm just going to yell "it's the exception that proves the rule!"

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@jackdaw_ruiz *phoenix wright doing OBJECTION but its me doing a BRYCE YOUNGQUIST*

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