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the real reason Pokemon can't do a shift where large-scale societal reforms ban the use of Pokeballs and the mechanics for acquiring Pokemon get less raiding-party is that they'd run into copyright issues with Digimon

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@starwall here's my anglosona richard reginald he loves to drink tea and colonize faraway lands

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@binchicken literally everyone: huh. kinda fucked that they cage animals, many of whom are implied to be as intelligent as humans if not more, in tiny balls for combat purposes.
literally everyone: [inevitable gritty edgy headcanon about children's media]
literally everyone: [keeps buying Pokemon games]
Gamefreak:
Gamefreak:
Gamefreak: no you know what? let's talk about this
literally everyone:
literally everyone: [keeps buying Pokemon games]

@themorgangoats you are wonderful and i hope your sleep is also wonderful

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gonna go to sleep now beautiful people, love ya, congratulations, happy birthday, happy for ur promotion, im so proud of you, excited for the wedding ceremony, graduation, etc, I love you all so dearly, good night

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I think I have just thought of the most cursed thing yet 

I think I have just thought of the most cursed thing yet 

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new mastodon feature: just chillin' in cedar rapids

#mastodev

i came here to make toots and get stupid

and i'm already very stupid

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my new bit is coming up with rhyming animal themed superheroes, like crocodile kyle and mohawk hawk

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bringing my yugioh deck to the poker world championships. those fuckers won't know what hit em

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its 7 am and I almost havent slept. someone please log me off

@byttyrs just let the game where twelve year olds don't go to school or have jobs because you can make a living being a travelling dogfighter be that. no amount of discourse is going to fix it. they made a world where you can send animals via fucken email but haven't used that technology to build a fast-travel network so instead you gotta teach a fucken bird to fly. it was fucked from the jump, let's all agree not to think too hard about it

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@Lucy_Ebooks
WOW this one is just a huge subtoot of me from my own fucking bot

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