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Landlords don't need handouts, they need dignity of work! Keep your rent, your landlord will thank you later when they break the cycle of dependence.

@vestal this post generates light and warmth and i have it sitting on the kitchen table, i am basking in it

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@vestal i am fed, hydrated and medicated. time to drink a coffee and shit myself.

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coronavirus owes me 163.9 million dollars for the crime of preventing me from cooking you all a wholesome dinner and rawing you on the table afterward

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Dad: Son, it’s time we had a little chat.
Son: Is this about the birds and the bees?
Dad: What? Who told you about birds and bees? You’re not supposed to know about birds and bees until you’re older

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@jordyd the birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding

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podcasting is when you have some people who are brothers answer questions. the more brothers you have, the more podcasty it is

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@dankwraith this feels like one of those brain teasers where it turns out the gentleman was the guy who is dead because he was killed by a falling icicle.

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humans first came to earth 2,020 years ago.

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@vestal PV voice: I’m gonna need to see some papers. 📝

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