Waluigi's dick looks like a crinkle cut french fry, and you can take that to the bank
@Louisa I take it back, don't boost the hits
@SanfordianPhil @Louisa I've never seen the ENTIRE monkey's paw curl at the same time
@nsmckinnon @Louisa it was quick and it was ruthless
@SanfordianPhil @Louisa the TL: "toot anything Louisa :3"
Louisa, boosting toots about Waluigi's dick and roasting avocados: "THEN PERISH"
@nsmckinnon @SanfordianPhil lmao everyone shut up, I don't deserve this
@Louisa @nsmckinnon roasting avocados is fine
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@SanfordianPhil @Louisa OH MY GOD DO I SINGLE-HANDEDLY HAVE TO FIX YOU GRINGOS ON THE SUBJECT OF AVOCADOS
@nsmckinnon @SanfordianPhil *whispering* watch this, Phil
Uh Noah did you know you can make pudding by mixing avocado with cocoa powder and sugar
@Louisa @nsmckinnon @SanfordianPhil oh shit~ *takes cover behind a barrel
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