Right to bear arms? Leave the poor bears alone you shit, they have rights too #SayNoToLimbTheft #PETA
@sophia It's not theft, I'm just exchanging my limbs for theirs! I have four front-right brown bear paws instead of my other appendages, and everyone came out of that trade satisfied! leave us be
@Ophillous @sophia I don't know whether a bear with a human arm or a bear with a human leg is funnier
@ben @Ophillous are you laughing at this abominably inconsiderate disregard of bears rights??
@sophia @Ophillous the bears consented to the trade 🤷
@ben @sophia @Ophillous look if both parties are happy then it kills two birds with one stone
@binchicken @ben @Ophillous DON'T KILL BIRDS what the fuck #PETA
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