girl: trying blue lipstick today
thirty year old cis white male .social user: Oh, um... That's certainly interesting! I definitely prefer red lipstick, though. When a woman is aroused, her lips flush red, so red lipstick is a great aide in making you appear fertile.

@lynnesbian I like how the man in this joke is literally just Jordan Peterson, please allow me to explain your joke more to you (1/?)
@lynnesbian it's the only thing I ever read him say before tuning out and making fun of him forever
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