binchicken @binchicken@chickenfan.club

noam chomsky is seven hundred years old

Landlords don't need handouts, they need dignity of work! Keep your rent, your landlord will thank you later when they break the cycle of dependence.

im doing everything right

i am literally so jubilant

please stop neglecting your bodies

@vestal good advice

@dankwraith how are you doing dank wraith

coronavirus owes me 163.9 million dollars for the crime of preventing me from cooking you all a wholesome dinner and rawing you on the table afterward

Dad: Son, it’s time we had a little chat.
Son: Is this about the birds and the bees?
Dad: What? Who told you about birds and bees? You’re not supposed to know about birds and bees until you’re older

@jordyd the birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding

@jordyd 🥤

@nonphatic Slurp

Glug

podcasting is when you have some people who are brothers answer questions. the more brothers you have, the more podcasty it is

@dankwraith this feels like one of those brain teasers where it turns out the gentleman was the guy who is dead because he was killed by a falling icicle.

humans first came to earth 2,020 years ago.

@vestal PV voice: I’m gonna need to see some papers. 📝

@whorechata one moment please

@vestal lmfao *still gets canceled* I need quantum physics paper proof