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the titanic is getting significant mindshare

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switching the meanings of "birthday" and "laundry day" so you celebrate clothes and then get born a bunch

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go on now. explain to me the new joke. whats the veins bulging joke.

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gonna go take a shower nobody make any funny posts about my pussy while im gone

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uspol 

45 said, "I have done more in 47 months than you have done in 47 years," and my blood went cold

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uspol 

they should start playing the going to commercial music when they start talking, raising the volume as they keep going

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Few things make me legit laugh out louder than when some fucking maga chud posts that clip of Malcolm X talking about white liberals.

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Like it makes me do a mental double take every time. Freezes me right in my tracks. Just wew lad you couldn't have any less self awareness if you had actually tried.

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For no reason, here's a picture of Meech, sleeping in the garden yesterday. #MastoCats

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tonight's entertainment: listening to that RAIN good golly miss molly

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uspol, my last post telling people not to watch the debate then i'll drop it 

watching the debate does not teach you or help you, nor does it change anything about the election or the political terrain on which it's being contested. you deserve a more pleasant evening than that!

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weird how "ill" literally means "I don't like this" and "sick" means "I do like this" and "ill" means "sick"

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alright i had my fun, new notification sound now

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