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Commercial: A clammy looking boy with a center part reaches into a dusty bowl of Turkish delight. “I do love my sweets,” he whispers in the most mucousy voice you’ve ever heard.

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flying to the us to teach healyn how to shape his brows

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can hear neighbors listening to new james blake through the wall and not mad about it in the slightest

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@lynnesbian

don't be silly

the internet isn't real

it doesn't exist

it--hang on a sec

[whispering]

i am being informed that I am on the internet RIGHT NOW

[screaming]

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@Red I demand acidity in every savory dish and the mediterranean is the source of like 50% of all good food

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I don’t know how anybody’s mind can not be blown by nature!!

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Washing down my beta blocker with coffee its time to get wild

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them: the internet can't hurt you
you: you seem to be underestimating the social impact of anonymity
me: you seem to be underestimating the social impact of your refrigerator getting a virus

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starting a docker container to keep a running tally of everyone's follower counts and study the contagion of their memes, i call that clout computing

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@burgin corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture

(they're the same picture)

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I love my beautiful daughters, and my beautiful daughters love cabbage

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A nice sunrise Show more

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i really need to stop telling so many people that they gotta make that ass jump

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@healyn mine just barely fits into a USB micro port 😎

ladies... my DM's are open....

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