binchicken @binchicken@chickenfan.club

recheck yourself™

everything beautiful is far away

"you are getting very sleepy.....and you will feel very well rested in the morning......"

Hypnosis kink but it's just to get me to be proactive in my creative endeavors and to get a good amount of sleep.

Curious Cat user (anonymous) asks: What would you do with your life if you knew there were no limits?

My answer: Same thing as I'm doing now, I have no limits.

https://curiouscat.me/starwall/post/755552956

time for brakefeast

Curious Cat user (anonymous) asks: Who inspires you the most in this world?

My answer: Bill Nye the science guy but lately mostly selontheweb

https://curiouscat.me/starwall/post/753978190

You think you're cool, but you're not goth girl with a raven on the subway cool.

people i dont know are being dipshits all the time yeah what else is new buddy!! yeesh.. *sees someone being a dipshit* hqha wait a minute everyone check this one out

if you think about it, logging off just means logging on somewhere else

i’m really good at coming up with punchlines but i’m way too lazy and jaded to actually make jokes anymore cus i spent way too long doing that on twitter and just ugh

@binchicken the reward cycle continues, next week I will have a new variant

@binchicken @lynnesbian [good ally voice] leave m'lady be

@binchicken @lynnesbian that’s right!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOSTED

Bass Boosted Marxism

@starwall I keep scrolling past this and every time I laugh

I’m the sheriff of Joke Theft. no one gets that shit by me