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wtf I hate this trope where people were venting about how shit bluetooth is

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How do you eat the Lunchables

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the next timeline bit is that we're all gonna binge dumbing of age

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Bestir did I just get followed by a chaser or has someone on here engineered a genius bit

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Who is behind this, i refuse to believe this is a real person

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sitting down with the eldritch horrors to work on mutual comprehension

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remember, they find you just as many-angled and brainblastingly uncanny as you them. But this is no excuse for fear,

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i just want to go on the record and say i had nothing to do with this incel episode

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that said i am expecting a report in the dregday institute by this time tomorrow, or you're all fired

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only being so generous with the deadline bc i'm still enjoying the ham sandwich vagina slutshaming post

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throwing the baby out with the bathwater is good actually as long as you dump it in the garden

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i cant wait until im fired from the dregday institute. right between the eyes, archivist

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i feel like da vinci gets more credit than he should for inventing various modern machines when the man just loved to draw and almost none of the things he drew is feasible to build even with today's materials and tools

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it's actually a lot like the practice of crediting sf writers with predicting technologies, because those predictions were almost always completely wrong in all specifics of how technology of that sort would be used

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@parenthetical frank herbet remains the most prescient sf writer in predicting that we would come to think computers suck

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