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sorting a stack of clients by how annoying they are

remember, just because it's legal, means it's fine and good, and you should feel good

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i have decided to learn basic economics. i expect by the time i know what the 'law of supply and demand' is, my entire sense of morality will have been uprooted and i will think it's fine grocery stores regularly destroy unsold stock by the ton while 8 million people die from hunger every year

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@esvrld Supply & Demand is when I demand profits and the working class supplies it, or in labor or in blood

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imagine if you opened a banana and it was bread in there!! terrifying

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total state machine just came up and I wanted to go boost my joke about how subtle kmfdm are but then I remembered laserdisc doesn't have text search. another monument to my posting prowess lost to the sands of time.

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@binchicken @InternetEh i had to Google that and while the act is gross, it's a perfectly normal way to talk about it

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@binchicken @InternetEh imo "Macca's" is the Most Cursed phrase in all of Aussie slang and the worst part is I learned it from Bluey

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@JohnBrownJr damn, 2020-2021 and they're still using a 1980s design aesthetic

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@sexybenfranklin @JohnBrownJr i like the way the book looks, the only good thing about it

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The BWWAAAAUUUNH sound in movie trailers is actually the collective farts made during production.

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