binchicken @binchicken@chickenfan.club

@Ross goddamn this is funny

Commercial: A clammy looking boy with a center part reaches into a dusty bowl of Turkish delight. “I do love my sweets,” he whispers in the most mucousy voice you’ve ever heard.

Obama chuckled. "You mean the chaos twink?"

flying to the us to teach healyn how to shape his brows

mashup vs. light-leak vs. pareidolia (seed: 15078)

can hear neighbors listening to new james blake through the wall and not mad about it in the slightest

sometimes bad things happen on the internet

@lynnesbian

don't be silly

the internet isn't real

it doesn't exist

it--hang on a sec

[whispering]

i am being informed that I am on the internet RIGHT NOW

[screaming]

@Red I demand acidity in every savory dish and the mediterranean is the source of like 50% of all good food

I don’t know how anybody’s mind can not be blown by nature!!

Washing down my beta blocker with coffee its time to get wild

them: the internet can't hurt you
you: you seem to be underestimating the social impact of anonymity
me: you seem to be underestimating the social impact of your refrigerator getting a virus

starting a docker container to keep a running tally of everyone's follower counts and study the contagion of their memes, i call that clout computing

@burgin corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture

(they're the same picture)

@00dani *taking a drag* tell corporate they can kiss my ass

I love my beautiful daughters, and my beautiful daughters love cabbage

This is my favourite thing about working nights

i really need to stop telling so many people that they gotta make that ass jump

@healyn mine just barely fits into a USB micro port 😎

ladies... my DM's are open....

"Australian cuisine"