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This is quite literally the least safe thing I've ever witnessed

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looking forward to america claiming the moon and devouring her resources

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cant wait to look up at the moon and not be able to find solace in the idea that there isn't a single fucking idiot up there

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Thousands of years in the future, archaeologists will uncover a cached copy of knowyourmeme somewhere and it'll be like discovering the Rosetta Stone

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hey in the same way i hope the animals brutally end you if you're going hunting for pleasure, i hope space ends you if your goal is to turn the moon into a capitalist hellscape

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this is my new obsession. i love these so much. this one is my new favorite bc this is the only picture attached

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I bought an old ThinkPad at a yard sale for $5. It had a clean install of Windows XP, except for one file, named "dat forklift.jpg"

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Joints are great because they give pain a place to live

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happy birthday!!! ๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง

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my favorite part about having bones? probably the various bone noises they make on a daily basis. rattling and things of that nature

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