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elden ring boss spoiler 

@jacethechicken

MFER I SPENT LIKE AN HOUR ON THIS AND MISPELT HIS NAME ARGHHHH WORST BOSS I HATE HIM SO MUCH

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DON'T FUCK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF UNIONS AND COMMUNISM ON MY SIDE!

NSFW art, M solo 

Panko jumps to conclusions

“I’m going to make a roll of toilet paper so large it won’t fit in any toilet paper dispenser”

-every toilet paper executive

I only realized after pressing send on this status "doesn't bing have a reputation for showing you porn if you put in a search term with even the loosest connection to porn"

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what if they were about to handcuff a scooby doo villain at the end of an episode and he just pulls out a gun

Unisolate your databanks or I'll man in the middle your entire mainframe, you Hacker Slut

I want to make a collar that says “best in show”

then I just need a cute furry to put it on

star trek lower decks 

appreciating this grizzled-ass doctor cat

@Chickiepup @RobinHood end goal: just make everyone cruise around on a giant ipad like it's a magic carpet. We have to stop them before this is actually viable!

At the risk of being an old man shaking my fist at a cloud, cars should have big chunky knobs and switches that you can operate without looking and while wearing thick gloves

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