Mystery Girl Roxie ✂️ @Chickiepup@chickenfan.club

DON'T FUCK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF UNIONS AND COMMUNISM ON MY SIDE!

puppyboys. woof if you agree.

Panko jumps to conclusions

“I’m going to make a roll of toilet paper so large it won’t fit in any toilet paper dispenser”

-every toilet paper executive

It was not my intent

I only realized after pressing send on this status "doesn't bing have a reputation for showing you porn if you put in a search term with even the loosest connection to porn"

lesbians

what if they were about to handcuff a scooby doo villain at the end of an episode and he just pulls out a gun

Jorf

I want to make a collar that says “best in show”

then I just need a cute furry to put it on

At the risk of being an old man shaking my fist at a cloud, cars should have big chunky knobs and switches that you can operate without looking and while wearing thick gloves