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tried to make my password "my dick," but the computer said it was too long

some seriously bad security on this site, only allowing 6 character passwords

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reminder: thaw ur peaches, folks. "freeze peach" is not allowed on Mastodon Dot Net

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"""gamers"", homophobic language Show more

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If you think black people are just mad about slavery then boy do I have several decades between the 20th and 21st century for you

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Dating me is risky sometimes, that's why they call it going out on a lumb.
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me: [hands out a savory cheese platter to warm up the jury at my trial]
judge: Hors D'oeuvres! Hors D'oeuvres in the court!!

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chickenfan.club

Jace's personal Mastodon instance