Woof woof, It's #introduction time!
Hi! I'm Roxie! I'm a very good <fox> Puppy!! I like to go woofy!! Please give me juicebox an roni treats an comic books!! Headpats tooooo!
I used to give angry political takes, but I'm tryna move away from that!!! Losing freinds and getting beat up makes me sad!
As far as mystery solvers go, I'm personally a fan of Hercule Poirot solely because during my senior year of high-school I learned that if you take a picture of Danny DeVito and draw a mustache and bowler hat on him, you can make him be a puppet and be all like "I am Hercule Poirot, hon hon" instead of doing geometry problems.
I hate Biden, and we'll need to fight whoever ends up occupying the white house, but I could see Biden doing a more or less competent job of organizing the distribution of a COVID vaccine, whereas Trump will definitely fuck it up on purpose in order to make his buddies a mint
I'm generally cool with leftists hating on Biden and the system, it's important to wake libs up to the nature of the game, but I'm also stuck trying to guess who among us honestly doesn't think that the distribution of vaccines next year is significant
And it's making Masto a lot less pleasant
Not us though. Nah we ain't gonna be dug up by some archaeologist 1000 years later who goes "hmm looks like a male specimen" nah we are going full Buddhist-mode funeral, giant building-sized pyre and all
It sounds so much easier in a really simple way. The thinking of a big bully. Wow, Canada has cheap drugs -- let's just take theirs instead of reigning in our own pharma distributors!
I really can't stress enough how stupid the concept of "drug importation" as a solution to high pharmaceutical prices is.
It's quintessentially American, too. Instead of dealing with our own problem in a rational, if politically difficult way, we've decided that the silver bullet is to just siphon off resources from someone who is doing a little bit better -- to their extreme detriment.
today's hot take is that if your typing speed test doesn't let me backspace and fix mistakes, it's unrealistic
when i make a mistake, i often feel it before i consciously recognize that it's there, and i've already hit backspace and corrected it by the time i've noticed it
if i type dof instead of dog, i'll immediately hit backspace and type the g. but if your typing test doesn't let me backspace, i'm now out of sync from where i think i am and i'm probably going to make 3 or 4 more "errors" before i realize the issue, come to a complete stop, think about where i need to be, and start typing again. it sucks
the reason giant mech pro wrestling is a good idea is because you get all the beauty of overdramatic mech fights, with the incredibly stupid weapons and the overdramatic poses
but you don't need the military-focus vague facism gun adoration. hell you can still HAVE guns and explosions but now they become precision weapons of drama instead of murder
and yet you get the SAME DUMBASS STORYLINES
imagine unmasking someone a masked fighter by ripping them out of their cockpit. that's fuckin cool
Me: "JUST FUCKING KILL ME"
Random guy in the Subaru I'm in front of: "Bruh"
ignoring all the various apocalypses and endgame scenarios set up in 2020 and remembering it as the year of femboy
I like Roller Derby and Anarchy
Trans rights are good
Please don't break my heart.
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