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I might get yeeted of this website forever so, least this time round I'll pass away quietly in my sleep

Sweet irrelevance. Y'all were to clingly back when I was big

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I haven't heard the notifcation ding in so long it scared me

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if your ass claps in a forest, and there's no guards around to alert, does it really make a sound ?

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when I was
a young girl
my father
took me into the city
to see a marching band

he said, "look at
this cool band
I like all
the trombones and the trumpets.
their sound is very grand."

If you predicate your self worth on the ability to win, you will never be happy becuase the nature of compition nesseciates that *somebody* loses and that can easily be you.

I guess that makes you a prime target for ads though, since your perpetual dissapointment will make you buy dumb sports nick nacks to feel better about yourself.

I get a lot of ads for sports gear and literally all of them are like "You need to be the best, have a rival to destroy, your teamates are weak cowards that are holding you back, fight and kill to ensure your future"

Meanwhile in Roller Derby we're giving eachother hugs and bringing in snacks for everyone. Get the fuck outta here gatorate, community is more important than individual preformance.

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Yknow who's infinitely more oppressed than gamers? people who wanna fuck tanks

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cant believe that never once! in the Harry Potter series does someone refer to Harry's scar tingling as The Voldemeter

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I literally haven't used amazon in over a year. You can hold off for two days to support our striking comrades.

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DON'T BUY ANYTHING FOR PRIME DAY OR YOU'RE A FUCKING SCAB

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