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I'd literally rather drive a dirty impact drill through my skull than get a nuralink.

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@SeanAloysiusOBrien @goat

"Using this advanced simulation, you can see how the F 69 outpreforms traditional fighter aircraft"

*Footage of GTA San Andreas where someone is riding shotgun in a Dodo firing a Tec 9 at a Hydra jet*

all around the world
statues crumble for me
i am canceled
for "destroying history"

the polycule breaking into an abandoned investment property to start a cool queer squat

I live in constant fear of the neoliberal muslum communist system of bolshevism.

pretty tankie of you to be an armoured fighting vehicle intended as a primary offensive weapon in front-line ground combat, with a a balance of heavy firepower, strong armour, and good battlefield mobility provided by tracks and a powerful engine

I don't know what a cum tub is and at this point I'm too afraid to find out

@SeanAloysiusOBrien I got this new plane it's called the f69. USAF pay me 100 bajillion

fellas is it gay to tremble with desire when you think about dueling your rival

The English be like "Pip Pip Cheerio, Do love me a rainy day on the british isle"

The Irish be like :sm64_f: :sm64_u: :sm64_c: :sm64_k:


Pokemon be like "UwU Daddy teach me the big murder moves"

Last night I drempt I got in a fistfight with Eugen cus my pronouns weren't clear in my bio.

Real Life Mechanics: "Your car has carborator turberculosis and it's posioned your cataylitic converter. We'll have to junk your car and it'll cost you 5000 dollars"

Video Game Mechanics: "I replaced your entire engine and sprayed your car a random colour. 100 bucks"

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